- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

1 + 1 = 3

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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