- Anti Joke

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Spell: “This word”

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

My butt!!!!!!!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.