Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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