Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Watch your lips.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What is White over Black? Society.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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The WNBA

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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