- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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