- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

A snake walks into a bar

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What is 8 times 4? 32

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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