Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Who is a knob? ross d

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Obamacare haters

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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