- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

The penn state football administration

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

If life throws you melons... ouch

WNBA

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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