why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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