Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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my mom raped yerr foot

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this is a joke

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oh hiya come in

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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