Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

YOLO MAH BROLO

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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