- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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