- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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