A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

what do you watch ? a tv

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Hearpin my durp

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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