- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

WNBA

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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