- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??