A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Stop being a centipede

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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