Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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The 13th Amendment...

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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good one jess !!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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