Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Soccer...

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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dislike this...please.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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obama

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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