- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch your lips.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A russian gives away vodka.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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