If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Pickles

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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