What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

gay marriage.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What is 2+2? 4!

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

You know what sucks? Yes.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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