- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Ham sandwich

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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