- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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