Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

You smell like shit

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

women outside of the kitchen

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

19th amendment

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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