- Anti Joke

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom