Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Penal Dysfunction

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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