whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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