Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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