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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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