What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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A snake walks into a bar

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kiss me?

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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24

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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