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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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