Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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