What's big and fat? An obese man.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

hey bill!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

a ginger has a soul

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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