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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Woman.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

The cow went moo

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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