- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

lyren is a big meanyhead

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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