Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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hey bill!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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a ginger has a soul

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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