Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Male penises.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Penis

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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