- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Nock Nock It's open.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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