im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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