I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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a ginger has a soul

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Anagram.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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