A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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I like pom

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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