So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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My life :(

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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NASCAR

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guess what what? nothing.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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