why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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