Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Not Steve Jobs

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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A women president

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Michael Brown

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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