Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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connor sucks

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Anti Joke

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