- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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How old are you? 20

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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