Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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