What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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The cow went moo

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women outside of the kitchen

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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