- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Whats an Anti Joke

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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