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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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