- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

How much did the Holla Cost?

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Jews

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Nock Nock It's open.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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