Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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