A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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