- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Leave her alone...

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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