Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Snausages.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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