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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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