- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

I am on a escalator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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