What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Joe Biden

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Anti Joke

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