Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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