Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

69

thumb_up thumb_down -16

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

thumb_up thumb_down -18

rose are red violets should be purple

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops