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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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