the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

i cant think of one.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Who is a knob? ross d

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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