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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

1 + 1 = 3

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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