A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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