asian drivers.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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I would rape her

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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