A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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penis

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did I do last night?work

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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I enjoy anal.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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