Knock knock. Come in.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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