A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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An asian without a future.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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