Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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drake

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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