Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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The WNBA

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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nba live 13

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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