Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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