what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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fjdkhg

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Reed is poopin

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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eloise dey.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Anti Joke

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