A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What is the difference between a duck?

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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