Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dani barton= lovely

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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