- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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