What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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