say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A seal walks into a club.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A man made a sandwich.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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