Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Michael Brown

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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