Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Womens Rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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