Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Are you a human?

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Are you Drew?

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

69

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

liam buchan is gay !

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...