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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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anti jokes

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Gays

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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what's red and blue? your heart

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Pen15

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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