What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

T-Dog scare me

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Girls Basketball.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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