How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Womens rights.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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