roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

*prepares this to get negged*

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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