What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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I'm a like whore

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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mark is mark

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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