1 Jew XD

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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man boobs

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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