- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Murder me once, shame on you.