Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Canada AYY

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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terry stockton is straight

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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