What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Poop

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

You.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Iggy Azalea

Why did I get raped

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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