- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

JEWS

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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