What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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1 Jew XD

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W.N.B.A.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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