What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Penis

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Woman's rights

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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knock knock come in

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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what time is it? 3:16

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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