- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

women's rights

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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