Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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women's rights

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Republicans

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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