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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Penis

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Woman's rights

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Ham sandwich

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

knock knock come in

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

what time is it? 3:16

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

whats your name? bumder:)

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