what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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