Hi? No!!!!!

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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ginger

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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YOLO.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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