Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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I killed someone today. :D

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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