- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A horse cantered into a bar.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What swims in the ocean? Fish

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Knock Knock Yes?

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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