How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

whats your name? bumder:)

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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