Iggy Azalea

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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