A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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