Women's rights

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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