A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Spell: “This word”

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

knock knock who's there aids

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

peter charastabopouloulous

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

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