Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A horse cantered into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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