Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Womens rights

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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