A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Obama

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#scabbers

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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