A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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