Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Not Steve Jobs

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Women's rights

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A black guy with his family.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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