What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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