What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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