what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A seal walks into a club.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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