What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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