How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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