a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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I've got a dig bick

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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