why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Cows go moo.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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The Holocaust

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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