Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why? Because!

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

I had my period 3 days ago.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

your mom is so blind she cant read.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Knock knock. Death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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