- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Woman's Rights

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

God is real

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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