There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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