connor sucks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Women's rights.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Penisland

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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