- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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