And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

peter charastabopouloulous

Penis

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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