- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A seal walks into a club.

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