- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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