Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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