What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Penis

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

peter charastabopouloulous

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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