Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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