What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Where's my tractor?

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Obama

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