whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Penis.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Bake until golden at 375

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poop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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