- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

knock knock

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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