Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

ginger

she wasn't 18

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

man boobs

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

zebras

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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