- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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