What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What looks like a dick? A penis

this girl died

space is fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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