A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

YOLO.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

this girl died

space is fun

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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