Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A black man walks into a book store.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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