why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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