A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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obama

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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