- Anti Joke

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Reed is poopin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

knock knock. who's there? someone.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Once upon a time.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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