- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Once upon a time.

Reed is poopin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

knock knock. who's there? someone.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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