Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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