- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Male penises.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

The cow went moo

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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