- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Snausages.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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