Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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IU football

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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