- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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