Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Penis.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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