A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Fox News.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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