If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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