- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What is White over Black? Society.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Women's Rights.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Your Mom.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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