- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.